I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.
when your friend is sad and you dont really know what to do or say
do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url”
i go through periods of
“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me”
“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser”
“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!”
“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.
let’s play “who can eat all their popcorn before the movie even starts”
As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like
and the other half is like
I am a combination of both these things, all year.
Stiles + be worried for Lydia
I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.
"You’re a weird dude, but people like that."